(Source: nicht-egal-aber-egal)




spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(Source: ppedropascal)



clrama:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ



clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment



rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force)




recklesswit:

tomfelt-onme:

*quickly gathers handfuls of dirt* here you are…I can get you more of this world…

Dude….okay. no problem.

(Source: fromhiddleswithlove)



auburniris:


serialkiller-obsessed:
Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
 Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
Tom Ketchum -  “I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

I never understood the French fries one until now….

auburniris:

serialkiller-obsessed:

Last Words

  • Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
  • Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
  • John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
  • Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
  • Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
  • Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” 
  • James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
  •  Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
  • Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
  • Tom Ketchum -  I’ll be in hell before you start breakfast, boys. Let her rip!”

I never understood the French fries one until now….

(Source: serialkiller-101)




idontlikeyourcat:

funnyordie:

via Modern Office with Christina Hendricks

SHOTS FIRED



cali-cocaine:

joseguwop:

ibadbitch:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

OH MY GOD!!!!!

* sends a slightly brown sausage back *

nooooooooooo 😂😂

cali-cocaine:

joseguwop:

ibadbitch:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

drakemoji:

wtf is this

war has changed

OH MY GOD!!!!!

* sends a slightly brown sausage back *

nooooooooooo 😂😂

(Source: hoodniggashit)




too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)



ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not



  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this



closetsare4clothes:

majestikmajesty:

coffee-and-yoga:

donotcryout:

The Sexy Lie, Caroline Heldman at TEDxYouth@SanDiego

Every single word of this.

The body monitoring though.

jesus h christ hallelujah preach 

My brilliant professor- Caroline Heldman- love her! 

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)




(Source: deathnoteattheoffice)




(Source: best-of-memes)